WHERE IS MY ORDER?

If you're checking this question, let me offer you my sincere apologies, friend.

All locations in the lower 48 states should receive shipment within 2 business days (though many are reached in one day).  Since my handlers don't want your chocolate sitting in transit over the weekend, orders received Thursday through Sunday are shipped on Mondays.  That means that if you order on Thursday, there's a good chance you won't receive your chocolate until the following Wednesday.

You should have received an email or SMS shipping confirmation with your tracking details within 1 business day of your order.  Alas, sometimes technology is unreliable.  My handlers will happily provide you with an ETA if you reach out to them at [e-mail].  Please include your order number in the subject line.